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When you're asexual but love dildos
I am a dildosexual, can't stand sex, but love to masturbate.
Colombian horse is slang for coffee, since colombia is known for their beans, and horse is slang for another brown like addictive substance, heroin.
I love geeting that high from the colombian horse, its legal af too.
Pee wee Herman got caught stroking his croner in an adult theater.