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When you're asexual but love dildos
I am a dildosexual, can't stand sex, but love to masturbate.
Colombian horse is slang for coffee, since colombia is known for their beans, and horse is slang for another brown like addictive substance, heroin.
I love geeting that high from the colombian horse, its legal af too.
Pee wee Herman got caught stroking his croner in an adult theater.
When you've been meaning to break out a can of whoop ass, but it's been shelved for a very long time.
My roommate is finally leaving me, time to break out that canned belt and let him know how shitty he's always been
I have so many canned belts from the people who fucked me over, where i just decided to not say a single word.