Random
Source Code
Random
A horrible part of Miami. If you're from out of state or even town don't even stop there for gas.
Nerds like Jack Diesal don't even realize Liberty City is an actual place in Miami, FL and not just a fictional city in GTA 3.
377👍 153👎
Florida Atlantic University (FAU)- A public university in Boca Raton, Florida which has mediocre undergraduate programs, lackluster admission requirements, and no school spirit what so ever. Tons of hot girls though.
Kid1 " Hey i got accepted to FAU today!"
Kid2 " but you didn't even apply there."
Kid1 " I know, go figure!"
100👍 118👎
A threesome of metrosexuals that are wanna-be country music stars but are really just a boy band in disguise. Most of their top 40 songs appeal to teenage girls and young women who think their relationships relate to all of their songs.
" John- Hey did you see that new promo poster of Rascal Flatts?"
" Me- Yeah those guys definatley look like they hit up the fag bars on a regular basis."
" John- True"
242👍 213👎
One of the funniest comics to ever come from the east cost. One of his all time best routines was "Hardcore" on comedy central and his role on the popular movie "Half Baked." Also has been on Oppie and Anthony a few times. Way better than faggot Dane Cook and all the other loser "comidieans" on that fucking gay show "tourgasim."
"Angry man"- whoo i think Jim bruer sucks blah, blah, blah
"Me"- Ok buddy now i'm gonna fucking kill you!
27👍 12👎
Florida Atlantic University (FAU)- A public university in Boca Raton, Florida which has mediocre undergraduate programs, lackluster admission requirements, and no school spirit what so ever. Tons of hot girls though.
Kid1 " Hey i got accepted to Florida Atlantic today!"
Kid2 " but you didn't even apply there."
Kid1 " I know, go figure!"
50👍 23👎
If you go into a state police or highway patrol academy you receive quasi military training.
The Troopers at the Florida Highway Patrol's academy make it seem like you're getting trained like Marines. In reality its just quasi training compared to the training and treatment you'd recieve if you joined the Army, Marines, Air Force, or Navy.
12👍 36👎