Crackish

To have the appearence of being on crack.
Does not neccessarily mean you are on drugs, but you probably are.

Whitney Housten isn't on crack, but she sure looks crackish.

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Devastating Diarrhea

Worst case of diarrhea possible.
If you have it definently miss school, work, etc
comes along with leaky poo

I had devastating diarrhea and now i need a new bathroom

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J.D. Salinger

Author of catcher in the rye.
After becoming so famous he became a hermit and does not leave his house, do interviews, or anything.

J.D. Salinger just sits in his house and waits to die.

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Shop Me a Honda

To give someone a call. Meant to sound like "shout me a holla" but much cooler

Guy: What are you doing tonight?
Girl: I might go to a party
Guy: Well if you do, shop me a honda

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leaky poo

usually accompanied by devastating diarrhea
it is like diarrhea but a little more firm

my leaky poo was so bad i missed school

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Football

1. In America: An amazing and brutal game in which two teams attempt to score touchdowns. There are a lot of rules, but its basically slamming someone into the ground. America's new pastime.
2. Everywhere else: A game with a soccer ball in which two teams try to score a goal, no using your hands. Known as soccer. The world's pastime.

1. Baseball is boring and gay, that is why i, like 99% of americans, would rather watch football.
2. In europe they play football with their feet.

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