home-depot

(v.) To do some home improvement or repair yourself that normally whatshisname (your ex) or a handyman would do, except you're divorced, which is why you're too cheap to call a handyman. To DIY.

I couldn't home-depot my way out of that one, so I had to call Roto-Rooter and put it on Visa.

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demolicious

(adj.) When one of your critters is so amazingly cute you feel like either you or they will explode from too much cuteness per cubic inch.

My orange cat Chester is demolicious and constantly redlines the cuteometer.

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