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A tampon soaked in vodka & then inserted (vaginally for women, anally for men or women) in order to get drunk, as the alcohol enters your bloodstream faster & more concentrated than having to pass through the digestive system.
Carly wanted to get her buzz on without having to worry about her breath smelling of alcohol, so she used a Russian Teabag.
Someone who likes to rant about things they clearly know nothing (or very little) about. While sometimes done under the influence of alcohol or other intoxicants, the ranting is done in order to show others how smart & well-informed they are, yet it usually results in demonstrating the opposite. Can also refer to someone who constantly complains about petty things, things that are out of their control, things that don't concern them or things they can change if they choose to but don't so they have something to whine about.
"That guy who's always going on about how to fix the Leafs is such a rantard!" Example of rantard rants: "Those people need to get their head out of their asses...next time they do that I'm gonna tell them off!" "My boss doesn't know what the hell he's doing! If I were running the show I'd know just what to do..." "Fuck these stupid politicians...I know exactly how to fix the economy!"
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A euphemism for genitalia for the purposes of oral sex.
Dude, Sally really gets off when I play her hairmonica!
A euphemism for genitalia for the purposes of oral sex.
Dude, Sally really gets off when I play her hairmonica!
A euphemism for genitalia for the purposes of oral sex.
Dude, Sally really gets off when I play her hairmonica!