Bellport Middle School

A school where people like Mr. Mac should just stop blowing fucking whistles into microphones to get us to shut the hell up bc NEWS FLASH it doesnt fucking work bitches! also, do you want to die? well say no more! bc this school has the best menu to choose your very last fucking bowl of crap. Hooray!!!! on the other hand, if u want to eat uncooked cookies in home ed, you can! you have no other choice but to eat them and puke ur fucking guts out! and this is a special message to Ms. Garcia..... FUCKING QUIT NO ONE WANTS U AS A TEACHER OK?! GOODBYE!

student: how come i can't go to D.C.?
another student: BC WE GO TO BELLPORT MIDDLE SCHOOL, THE CHEAPEST SCHOOL ON LONG ISLAND.