rochester

Ah yes! good ole Rochester! home of 10 months of winter the wegmans, worlds greatest garbage plates, the fighting bees, and pappa parkes. The rochester U bees play in the same league as TAU and DU. DUis a national powerhouse and literaly rape the bees every year. However some sutds have came out of R.U. such as pappa parkes. P.Parkes lettered in football, curling, and baseball. He was also known to have deadly accuracy when shooting his BB gun at empty milwaukees best light beer cans. He unoffically lettered in afterhour activities if you know what i mean.
Other famous alums include- Bart Starr, Mike Ditka, Elton John, and Bill Nye

DU sucks! and TAU swallows. rochester rulez!

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emoing

Emoing- the act of acting like a depressed suicidal worthless piece of crap. Altho many people consider emoing it' to be an act of the devil and/or jackie c. sometimes emoing it can be good for ones health. After a long emo sess. one feels refreshed and relaxed much of the same feeling as one recieves after pleasuring themselves.

Nicky- Ayo did you see that kid in the purple saturn emoing it?

Dipper- Nah man why what was he doing?
how could you tell?

Nicky- he was dildaring,and cranking a butt while listening to evril lagvine on the radio

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shelagged

Stemming from the scottish word shelag (an extremly dope young female and/or farm animal) Shelagged means that you had kinky sex with a hot girl. So if you shelagged someone had you pretty much are the freakin man!

Yo have you tapped that dope chick yet?

Nah but last night I shelagged the shit outta a goat

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