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A crime which has no recourse against the perpetrator, however it is certainly not a victimless crime. It's virtue comes from the victim's inability to provide coherent testimony.
GHB and a Nixon mask, ahh the perfect crime! Good Luck testifying cupcake!
20π 18π
a religious person, usually white and from orange county. listens to christian rock on the TBN
16π 51π
A short, pudgy person. the term is used to crush that fat fu*k's ego by validly pointing out that she has dehumanized herself by her relentless consumption.
{looking sternly at the BBQ sauce smeared face of your lazy ass wife} "Easy there butterchubbs! Why don't you take it easy on those pulled pork sandwiches! Why don't you get off your huge dumper and get a job!" "Why the fu*k did I knock you up?!#$%"
14π 15π
Sal's fat fockin' girlfriend that's shaped like an potato! Let's only hope he's shootin' blanks!
Let's all pray for Sal, so that he might salvage some dignity and kick that leaf blower to the fockin' curb!
8π 13π
A level of intoxication achieved by only one way and by one man alone. Few have witnessed the bone-chilling spectacle of Ray consuming lethal doses of single-malt scotch, thereby embarking on a carnival ride of shame and soilment.
Ray has not fathered any kids, for one he can knock anyone up when he's in raymode, secondly- his sperm is swimming in a high-octane soup of scotch and sadness.
5π 5π
Depending on your race/socio-economic class, its a day in June which can be a source of rejoicing or sorrow or confusion.
Special days are to celebrate what is, not what isn't! So take that stupid smile off your face you fockin' bastard! Yo mama' shouldn't have been such a bitch, otherwise she might have been able to baby-trap that sucker!
42π 25π
Someone who sells out his homies by invariably living selfishy. Tends to knock up broke ass mexi-hoes that are shaped like a potato. Usually the loser older brother of an Italian family with "Fredo syndrome"
Damn! Sally from the Vally pulled a Judas on me again! Guess he gotta feed that chubster hoe of his again!
30π 57π