directioner

The person with all these five qualities that they own from their kings: kind (Harry Styles), mysterious (Zayn Malik), funny (Niall Horan), sass (Louis Tomlinson), strong (Liam Payne). The one that has super high standards and is single. The one up to date with all their solo careers. The one that FREAKS out when one of the members tweet or post something. The one you DO NOT want to mess with unless you got a death wish. The FBI's and hackers. The ones that will make sure anything to do with 1D or the boy's solo careers reach #1 on the charts NO MATTER WHAT. The one that says the weirdest things because it's a One Direction inside joke. The world's craziest, scariest, most-dramatic yet dedicated fandom that has ever walked planet earth. The one that would run bankrupt just to get a chonce to see the boys.

Rando guy: Dude she's kind and sassy at the same time...is that even possible?
Rando guy's best friend: Bro she gets it from Harry and Louis.
Rando guy: Who....?
Rando guy's best friend: The guys from One Direction... she's a huge directioner. You have NO chance with her.