porn

Assuming everyone knows what porn is (unless you're mentally retarded)... 98% of the time someone's hard drive gives out on them, it's because of this.

"Dude my computer started giving me all these error messages and stuff... can you help me?"

"Yea, first of all, get a new hard drive/entire computer cause yours probably sucks... when you're done with that, stop looking at so much porn! Idiot! At least be smart about it: get anti-virus, anti-spyware, and a firewall...THEN you can BEGIN to look at SOME...

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Pirate

Older name for a Pastafarian. Commonly confused with Anti-ninjas, which is wrong, because ninja are Pastafarian too. There are even ninja-pirates. Not to be confused with pirate-ninja though, they are something entirely different.

Real Pirate: "Arrr, Hail the pasta!"

Tuscaloosa Creampie

When you and your step sister vigorously fuck and you cum in her ass then yell, "Tuscaloosa Creampie!)

Me and Diane did a Tuscaloosa creampie yesterday.... it was very euphoric!

BOTTUMTEXT

Ancient language dating back to 1119 A.D. believed to be a indirect offshoot of the far more ancient language FUDDENEZE.

BOTTUMTEXT words include GOBBLESS, MIZZTRIZZ DEBORAH and BRUTHR

Toilet Plunger

The use of a toilet plunger handle as a makeshift dildo

I did the "Toilet Plunger" with Susan last night... she said that made my whole week!

doggy paddle

To paddle like a dog.

"I didn't know how to swim properly, so I just doggy paddled around in the pool"

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