The act of ejaculating on your partners face while he/she sleeps, screaming "morning sunshine" to wake them up.
I was awaken to a morning sunshine today. :-)
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Cheese that builds up in your butt crack.
The gumsmack was so thick I couldn't handle the 69.
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Any individual who has the genetic characteristics of pale skin, freckles, and most notably, red hair. A reference to Scott Farkus, a character from the motion picture A Christmas Story.
That girl would be hot if she wasn't a farkus.
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