Dirty branch

When someone shits out there ass and tries to shove it back up like a monkey that swallows pills.

He must be a nice DIRTY branch.

Jacob

Someone that is clumsy in nature and has many friends that don't poetically like him.

That guy might a Jacob.

Dirty Trent

A dirty Trent only occurs when a man squeezes Dwayne Johnson’s dick into a bottle, and feeds it to your hamster to make it thirsty for your moms cat. This method only works when it is Dwayne Johnson and no one else. This is incredibly helpful for raising newborn as they newborn are tricked into thinking it’s milk and squish every last drop out of the bottle to obtain sustainability.

Wow, his hamsters jacking off real hard to that cat, it must’ve done a dirty Trent.