blue ribbon

to have sex with others including a goat, It is called a blue ribbon because you would need the finest goat from the fields of wisconsin, a prize winner that is. Could be oral or anal.

When Tim entered the hot tub as he sat next to Susie and Mattias, a goat raised its head out of the water, Mattias stated we are having a blue ribbon tonight.

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Mr Bojangles

an overly large extremely fat cat

Boy my roomates cat is so fat, that we had to name him Mr Bojangles when he sits at the dinner table with us for meals. Mr Kitty was no longer appropriate

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