blogsturbation

1. Featuring someone or something to a ridiculous extent on a blog with no sense of objectivity or self awareness.

2. Verbal masturbation on a blog

Blogsturbation: Perez Hilton can't stop blogsturbating to Lady Gaga.

Blogsturbation: Anything John Mayer writes in blog form.

live facebooking

Frequently updating your status update with commentary about a live event. Akin to "live blogging".

I'm live facebooking the Olympics.

Facebook tease

a person who leaves cryptic messages in their status or on people's walls to elicit comments such as "what?" "do tell" and "are you OK?" or just to seem mysterious and inaccessible.

Facebook tease (status update) "re-thinking things ..."
Facebook tease (status update) "the devil you know or the devil you don't know?"
Facebook tease (on a wall) "let's do that thing we talked about"
Facebook tease (on a wall) "sending you a private message about what happened last night"

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