[Celine Dion]

The act of making everyone hate you by being a presumptuous douche bag.

The act of making everyone hate you by being a presumptuous douche bag.

I can't stand her because she always tries to come off like a hero, when in truth she's a complete douchebag.

Yeah, she's a total celine dion

What happened? Why did everyone leave?
Because she pulled a Celine Dion & offended everyone with her bullshit.

5👍 5👎

Pearl Harbor Barber

When you're on top of a girl having anal sex in the missionary position & she farts without making any noise.

Then the fart sneaks up, punches you in the face, and burns your nostril hairs.

That bitch gave me a Pearl Harbor barber, so I dirty sanchezed her meat wallet!

Exacta

When you sneeze or vomit with such force that your stomach muscles contract severely, thereby causing you to shit yourself.

Followed only by hitting a “Trifecta” in which vomit, urine, and poo jet out of their respective orifices all at the same time.

Yo … I hit the exacta while I was puking and I had to throw out my underwear.