Maryland Blowfish

You are tossing someones salad(eating out their asshooooooole) and they fart, thus expanding your cheeks leaving you with that blowfish face!

Glen: "Hey man! I heard that Roger turned Sarah into a maryland blowfish for a hot stinky minute"

Jack: "EW, yo"

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fugazied

So wasted that your legs stop working and someone has to carry you home. And you cant see a fucking thing. And you dont remember anything the next day. In fact, your still drunk 3 days later.

"Yo!! Look at Jack! He's MAD FUGAZIED!!! He's passed out in the rain face down in a mud puddle!!"

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