zean bean

a 'zean bean'; also known as a 'badman' is the most rare and most exquisite form of bean you will find in any garden.

the most common habitat for a zean bean would normally be somewhere sunny (where the bean can kick up its little feet and do what it does best.. not much) or somewhere with banging tunes in a dark corner with multiple minature bottles of vodka stashed in its pocket.

p.s also an excellent driver whilst under the influence

oih zean bean pass the vodka

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Gimeneezy

a complete one off, absolutely unique in every way.

wowza thats so gimeneezy

prassshcovska

seriously hot piece of crumpet, caring, considerate, and has an ass that will bring a tear to your eye as it shakes. ideal partner for a gimeneezy

that girl must be a prassshcovska.. let me call gimeneezy

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