Hillarectum

An unpleasant medical condition where shit keeps leaking out your ass, similar to the way it constantly flows out of Hillary Clinton's mouth.

Phil: "Dude, something stinks!"
Jeff: "Yeah, I have a case of Hillarectum. Sorry 'bout the smell."
Phil: "Maybe you should get an Obama to take care of that."

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hillaretard

A devoted follower of Hillary Clinton, who has been brainwashed into believing that she isn't a deceitful cuntwhore who's completely full of shit.

I can't believe that Dennis is such a hillaretard. I thought he had something resembling a brain in his head, but I guess I was wrong.

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Ditch Bitch

Essentially, a crack whore who's covered in mud from the ditch that a trucker pushed her into, after she finished giving him a blowjob.

Phil: "Hey, was that Tessie?"
Chris: "You mean the girl who's covered in mud, with cum on her face? Yeah, that's Tessie."
Phil: "Wow, what a ditch bitch!"

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Jewmbalaya

Jambalaya, without any pork products.

We were going to make Jambalaya but, since Phil is Jewish, he can't eat any pork products. We had to leave out the ham and sausage and settle for Jewmbalaya instead.

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Snatchmo

An incredibly talented, female trumpet player, approaching the level of Louis "Satchmo" Armstrong.

That girl can really play the horn. She's a regular Snatchmo.

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Ninja Nig

A black person who's trained in the ways of the ninja. Ninja Nigs typically possess exceptional night time stealth ability, as long as they don't smile.

Chris: "Do you think Wesley Snipes can ninja nig his way out of prison?"
Sean: "Shit no, nigga."

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fuckerfag

Someone with the unusual ability to be a total fucker and a total fag, all at the same time.

Phil: "Gary is a complete fuckerfag!"
Jeff: "Yeah, he really is."

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