Candy Apples

When you dip an apple into the toilet after taking a shit, and then put it back in the kitchen for your roommate to eat; used as a prank

R: b. why do you keep going to the bathroom with apples in your hand?
B: i like to call these the candy apples. my roommate is a nasty motherfucker, so i think he'll enjoy them
R: smh

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