snot lash

when you have a blocked nose and need to get rid of the snot and do not have a tissue. its not a pleasant site but ocassionally, in a emergencies it is the only option

step1- close off one of your nostrils with your finger by pressing on the side of your nose

step2- proceed to blow as hard as you can through the blocked nostril and the resulting pressure should send a satisfying stream of snot out of your nose.allowing you to breathe easily.

mate you should have seen the snot lash i did yesterday, it touched the floor!!!

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lemon pickler

Someone who cant make a quick decision on something often very simple.They tend to keep mutterring while deciding. And in the end a final decision is rarely made.

Ahhh Gary hurry up and choose a ruddy sandwich.... you can be such a lemon pickler sometimes.

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under crackers

its basically just another word for boxer shorts

i whipped on a fresh pair of under crackers this morning.. they felt lush

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