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the time my voice found the words I sought
is it this stage I want?
The world is shutting up for us...

Example must have at least 20 letters and 3 words, damn g-union!!! (no offense g-union it just wont let me use this example cuz u once did)

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krunk

its when you krank out drunk puke and effectively vomit... muahahah!!!

*bleh!* "eeew... he krunked all over the sofa!!!"

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shit mongering

coined by the famous Laura of mewing.net, shit mongering is a term used for all the fake patriotism that popped up after 9-11, using American gullibility to sweep up a surge of selective blindedness so that the population didn't realise it was a sham made by the president, and decided it was okay for him to go blow up Iraq because it was in the interest of pure patriotism.

The president decided that the Jackson family would not be terminated or killed in a "plane crash" Wellstone style because they supported his sham by hanging up their eagle adorned flag and sending their children off to die murderers for no reason but greed.

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grody

grody would mean gross/dirty like an emaceated donkey's hindparts. some people have grody minds and speak of farting into a girls mouth when she is sexing you with her tounge. ewww!

"You are soooo grody like an emaceated donkeys hindparts, Jody!!"*


*note- not referring to any specific Jody- it just rhymes. Jeezus you take things with such offense!

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day-by-day calendar

MOORPARK RESIDENTS ENJOY A COMMUNAL DUMP
actual newspaper headline

eat. spit. be happy.

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boy band

the new boy band is just as sad as all the abandoned ones from the '90s, but disguised better as an actual band. called "emo" sometimes, also thought of as "pop-punk"-- (there's no such thing as pop punk!!!) Usually characterized by whining voices about lost Love and hipster fuck outfits, the new boy bands might be worst than the first, outright fakes in that they are in denial and won't admit their own sorry commercialism conformity.

"I'm not in a boy band! I'm emo man. We're true to our music."

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blackshaw

bad joke is a blackshaw joke- but blackshaws the coolest. im sooo tired

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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