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magical fag powers

The powers posessed by most gay men that allow them to: remain perpetually stylish in appearance; keep a beautifully decorated home; know just the right drink for the occasion; etc.

The Queer Eye fab five have amazing magical fag powers.

by discordian December 22, 2003

20πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


pack fudge

1. To place a fudge confection into a carton
2. To give anal sex

1. Ward, why don't you help the beaver pack his fudge?
2. Carson got his fudge packed so tight he couldn't shit for three days.

by discordian December 23, 2003

148πŸ‘ 49πŸ‘Ž


L'Oreal

The most evil cosmetics company in the world. As a company they are backstabbing scum who treat their suppliers like dirt promising big orders but rarely delivering. And when you get an order their quality people reject everything based on archaic byzantine specifications thet they provide little training on. The supplier is expected to essentially become a branch of L'Oreal.

Don't buy any L'Oreal products.

by discordian December 22, 2003

1306πŸ‘ 224πŸ‘Ž


discordian

When in doubt, fuck it.
When not in doubt... get in doubt.

Fnord!

That discordian stirs shit everywhere he goes!

by discordian December 21, 2003

160πŸ‘ 31πŸ‘Ž


mobog

Another Phil Kaplan enterprise, it is an uncensored moblog where you can send your camera phone pics for all to see.

Especially useful for showing off your penis size.

Stal sent a pic of his cock to www.mobog.com with the ruler situated to add two inches to the actual 4" length.

by discordian January 5, 2004

15πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


cocksucking tool

Originally the poster on FC formerly known as DangNabbit.
Now used on anyone who is being a prick.

Dang, you are such a cocksucking tool!

by discordian December 19, 2003

5πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


SomeDutchGuy

A guy in Holland who makes Carson Kressley look like John Wayne.

SomeDutchGuy is such a fag.

Ra!

by discordian December 19, 2003

2πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž