PHJ

A Pity Hand Job. Sort of like a pity fuck, but a few notches lower. Its the sort of hand job that you'll take because at least it's something, and she'll give because it requires the least amount of work to get you off her

Hey babe, the least you can do is a phj right?!

dishwashington

A title only the mosy highly honored dishwashers ever claim. Its got a connotation relevant to those of Napoleon Bonaparte and Alexander the Great. Seldomly will you ever meet one.

Look Dishwashingtons just goin ham on them dishes.

PBJ

Pity Blow Job. A notch below a pity fuck, but one above PHJ. Its a blow job without much effort or passion from her end. It's sort of like a job she's waiting to be done with.

I didn't get any tail last night, but I did get a PBJ, and that'll suffice.

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Shake the spoon

Originated as as a prison term. For when serving food, instead of a heaping or decent spoonful, they shake the spoon before serving. Thus, serving less. Could be used in any situation where someone is being stingy with provisions.

I don't know why the boss has to subtract the 5 minutes I came in late and the 5 minutes I left early from my timecard. Tightwads like that always shake the spoon.