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Aggressive jerks found in the San Fernando Valley, San Bernardino County and Orange County areas. Bros are usually white or white-latino idiots ages 14 to 25 that will typically wear oversized plain white, black or gray clothing. They smoke weed, cigarettes, drink excessively and party everyday with their hot slutty girlfriends known as brohoes. Bros will act like stupid territorial pit bulls, which is their dog of choice, since they feel a need to be dominant and animal-like. They will also fight over tiny problems. Most of them suck at fighting too, but if you were to fight one, they would probably gang up on you or pull out a shank. Bros will overuse the words dawg, homie, and fool because they think they have to act gangsta. Bros drive jacked up pick-up trucks fast and reckless. They also participate in sports such as skateboarding, bmx biking, dirt biking, wakeboarding and snowboarding, but should not claim them. They can afford all these accessories since they mooch money off of their negligent parents who are usually pretty rich. They will live off their parents for the rest of their short lives (they will probably die of alcohol poisoning or liver sclerosis in their 30s), unless they get little paying jobs that their parents help them get. Bros are among the stupidest people alive.

Bro talking to other bro- Yo wuz up dawwg?? My and my homies are kickin it tonite. Hey fool, you should kick it with us dawg. We are gonna get so f**ked up.

Normal kid is watching.

Bro talking to normal kid- WHach you doin fool?? What the f**k is wrong with you dawg??? Yu'z f**kin wack dawg. YOU better watch urself or I'll beat ur ass fool.

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