Covidon

- a gargantuan, orange President-shaped monster that stomps its way through American city scapes spreading coronavirus through its large, pursed puckerhole yelling MAGA.

Run for your lives!! Covidon is holding a campaign rally here!!!

bolognavirus

- the absurd conspiracy theory that COVID-19 is a bunch of baloney.

I bet they don't think it's bolognavirus any more!

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LOLOL

Laughing Out Loud Online

LOLOL. Bro, you can't be serious.

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Mar-A-Lockup

House arrest for the wealthy and well connected.

Yeah, time in Mar-A-Lockup might keep him out of jail, but once he's tried and convicted there's a nice gray cell waiting for his traitorous ass.

Covida

The state of Florida, post-DeSantis.

Sure, the Spaniards may have named her because she's florid, but she's Covida now! Enter at your own peril.