cat breath

horrible, terrible, unappetizing breath that may or may not smell seafood-ish but is undeniably stinky. the term originates from the perpetually smelly breath of felino-americans.

Archibald drank his Starbuck's latte and chased it with a garlic and garganzola scone and a pack of Marlboro's. Archibald, as anyone in a 20 foot radius could tell you, had cat breath that no breath mint or gum could conquer.

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felino-american

the politically correct term for the species formerly known as "cat"

cats around the world, tired from centuries of discrimination and marginalizing language, threw off the shackles of oppression and took up the indentity of felino-americans.

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