papercut

what you get when the paper is being a bully

ooOoOoowie I got a fukin papercuttttt
oh the paaaain
call an ambulanc

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King Fluffybuns

King Fluffybuns is the nickname for Asgore, a character from the popular indie game Undertale. He is an anthropomorphic goat with long ears, fluffy white fur, (hence the name Fluffybuns.) and an awesome blonde beard. He wields a red trident, and is the king of the monsters.

"Ol' King Fluffybuns?" - That old turtle guy from Undertale whose name the writer of this definition forgot.

Furry

1. Adjective for something with fur.

2. A person who likes fictional anthropomorphic animals.

3. A person who thinks they are an anthropomorphic animal.

1. "My cat is very furry"

2. "I like furries, do you like furries too"

3. "I'm a furry!"

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behead

The act of separating the head of a person from their body. Usually done with a knife, axe, sword, etc.

Teenager 1:"If I ever see that bully again I think I will behead her with a knife from the school cafeteria!"
Teenager 2: "Whoa you can't do that, dude!"

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