The Cheat

The son-of-a-bitch who speaks ENglish worse than bub!

Dear the Cheat: Say "Douglas."

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girls

People rumored to be non-existant on the Internet.

<some girl> hi guys, i'm a girl! :)

<random people>
"A female?!"
"hi2u2"
"y helo thar...butsekz? LOLOL"
"Wait there can't be girls on the Internet! FAKER!"
"STFU n00bs"
"Wait, do you have nekkid pix?"
"I'll second that too!"

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Who fucking cares?

A retardedly overused forumpic.

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smartass

One who is smart, types regularly with decent spelling and grammar online, and doesn't think school is something that should not have existed.

me = smartass.

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h4x0r5

Watch out!!1 Tehy aer teh un-1337 Lunix usars taht will stoel yuor megahurtz!!

h4x0r5 0n teh yu0r pC?

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voort

A planet home to the universe's most comfortable couch.

I went over to planet Voort and exploded their couch. By accident.

Urectum

The name Uranus was given in 2620 according to the TV show Futurama, to end certain jokes.

I got THAT from Urectum!

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