homework

School work assigned to be done outside of class. Many despise it because it eats up time. I hate it too, but I consider it an accepted part of life.

I understand why people hate homework, but there's a thing called acceptance. LEARN IT.

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trix

A cereal that a certain rabbit really wants, but is always confiscated at the last second by kids who discriminate against age and species.

<Kid> Silly rabbit, Trix are for--
<Trix Rabbit> God dammit! IT'S BEEN LIKE THIS FOR DECADES NOW! That does it, I'm getting my lawyer!

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toons

The word, which if uttered, will cause a cruise ship to pass by.

Toons! Games! Characters? Downloads! Store! E-mail!

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coin-op

Short for "coin-operated." A synonym for the arcade game platform.

Great coin-op games include:
- 1943
- Time Crisis 3
- Drummania series
- The House of the Dead 3
- Daytona USA
- Ferrari F335 Challenge
- San Francisco Rush 2049.

<Some guy> Dude, check out Grand Theft Auto 3!
<Me> Uh...ok, but I'll be right back, after I play some kick-ass coin-op games at the nearby bowling alley, like Daytona USA 2. *never comes back*

flcl

An extremely fucked up anime featuring Naota, a kid going through adolescence; Mamimi, Naota's brother's girlfriend who sometimes "overflows" and wears a really short miniskirt; and Haruko, a girl who is trying to free something from Naota's body but makes it looks as if she's attracted to him.

I watched FLCL on DVD and even the subbed version was horribly hard to understand.

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Analse

No. That would be oralse.

Analse is a grid of pancake bunnies dancing and spreading their anuses open in tune to some ironically ambient MIDI music.

Even oralse was more effective than analse.

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life

Something that is not fair.

Deal with it.

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