scrub

See n00b.

Good god. I'm tired of DDR scrubs who keep playing Afronova on Basic mode.

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yo mamma

A person who is so stupid that she started at a box of orange juice for 20 minutes because it said "concentrate."

Yo mamma's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

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Omochao

A retarded robot Chao that gets in your way when you play Sonic Adventure 2.

Hi! I'm Omochao! I'm here to help you!

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sperm

What allowed reproduction to take place.

"Try it on me. OW! My sperm."

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Santa Clara

A small-ass minor city that isn't so polluted, screwed up, deleted, violent, or gang-crammed, unlike San Jose.

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Enter key

When submitting an entry on Urban Dictionary, DO NOT use the Enter key. The page will be refreshed and anything inputted will be gone. This can prove extremely frustrating, especially if you took an hour to write a well thought-out entry.

I hit the Enter key by accident, and my 3-paragraph definition on Pump It Up is gone, so I took a sniper rifle and blew away the computer.

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shozzle my nozzle

suck my dick.

Bender: Shozzle my shiny metal nozzle.

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