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teenager

One between the ages of 13 and 19.9. Most of them wish to drop out of school, have underage sex, become lazyasses, and remain stupid for the rest of their lives. I'm not saying all of them are like this, though. I'm 14 and am absolutely not like this.

About 90% of all teenagers are dumbasses.

by dj gs68 July 24, 2003


iCrack

A derogatory synonym for iMac.

You're using an iCrack?! Geez, you know those things can't be modified or built from scratch by regular people, right?

by dj gs68 August 19, 2003


Cooties

Retarded bullshit that 11 and under boys believe that girls have.

"a girl wants too beat me up, what do i do"
"Heh...53><0r her face"
"what? thats gross girls have cooties"
"UNDERAGE USER!"

by dj gs68 July 07, 2003


sworded

To get sworded.

WHAT?! I got sworded on level 2? This is the worst game I've ever played!

by dj gs68 July 24, 2003


Zapp Brannigan

A captain on Futurama that is the military equivalent of George W. Bush. Women are not allowed in his army as he likes sexually harassing them. Comes up with poor strategies to battles, such as sending waves of his own men out to be destroyed by "killbots," robots that die upon reaching a preset kill limit. He is also responsible for driving a space cruise into a black hole, destroying a $400 billion space station, and having a planet completely mined to the point where it implodes on itself.

Zapp Brannigan: The court shall now hear from the court marshall's ex-lover, Turanga Leela.
Leela: Go *BEEP* yourself.

by dj gs68 September 04, 2003


A+

The highest school grade ever. There are 2 reasons people hate people with A+'s:

1. They're kinda jealous.
2. The people who get them are despised because instead of partying and drinking beer until they couldn't see straight lines or breathe anymore, they spent nights studying for that final exam so they won't get SWORDED! by their parents.

I got an A+, then when some punk saw me with that, he tried to shoot me, but only shot cars behind me causing their alarms to go off.

by dj gs68 July 13, 2003


4-Key Beatmania

A term used for DDR simulators played on the keyboard, since many songs for DDR simulators have become as hard as Beatmania songs.

by dj gs68 May 10, 2003