filibustered

the implied impeding action put forth by another to thwart the attempt to swiftly hammer a vagina

aka: cockblock

that bastard tariq filibustered me for the last time.

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Puff Buckets

A real shithead. No talent.
AKA: Puff Daddy, P. Digits

That Puff Buckets smells like shit. John Bonham will shit on his head

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aleksey morozov

a pittsburgh penguin hockey player.
skates like he has a slice betwix his legs

aleksey morozival

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giezl gazlrov

one hell of a ficticious hockey player.

man, that giezl gazlrov is phony!!

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fikus

Fikus dreamed a dream for me
it cost me nothing it was free
he dreamed of walking in the sand
of blossoms forming in his hand

of kitchen cake and cedar shakes
of waterfalls and yellow snakes
of earthen dams and hydrofoils
of watching water 'til it boils

of holding forth from singing words
of flying south with flocks of birds
none of this was charged to me
for as I said it was free

fikus is actually a fucking plant

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thumbfuck

to insert ones thumb into the anal or vaginal orfice.

i said "thumbfuck", you dumbfuck!

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meximullet

a latino with a mullet

lets make a run for the border, meximullet style!

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