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[Paris Hilton]

Rich whore who got "famous" for a sex tape and is sleeping with every guy on the planet. Eventually went to jail, parents bailed her out, and got cut out of the family fortune. Oh yeah, did I mention she does nothing but goes with her posse of dogs wherever there's a camera?

What's cheap, plastic, and gets passed around by every guy? Paris Hilton

by dj mbm July 11, 2008

48πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Paris Hilton

Rich whore who got "famous" for a sex tape and is sleeping with every guy on the planet. Eventually went to jail, parents bailed her out, and got cut out of the family fortune. Oh yeah, did I mention she does nothing but goes with her posse of dogs wherever there's a camera?

What's cheap, plastic, and gets passed around by every guy? Paris Hilton.

by dj mbm July 11, 2008

59πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


Jonas Brothers

Broadway child stars turned Disney pop band who produce the same formula crap you've been hearing for the last few years. They have their army of tweentard girl fans and have starred in a 'High School Musical' ripoff movie 'Camp Rock'. One of them "dated" Miley Cyrus (we all know what that means...)

Girl 1: "OMG I sew luv the Jonas Brothers!"

Girl 2: "Me too! I'm one of their zombiegroupiefans!"

Girl 1: "Sew cool!"

by dj mbm August 3, 2008

102πŸ‘ 53πŸ‘Ž


[Hannah Montana]

Teen megastar from the boonies (and daughter of Billy Ray 'achy breaky heart' Cyrus) who got hired by Disney to lip-sync crappy songs. Gets paid billions of dollars for doing nothing. Likes to take off her top on her MySpace page.

Hannah Montana can march her white trash ass right back to where she came from...

by dj mbm July 17, 2008

12πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Zac Efron

Prettyboy/homo who stars in the 'High School Musical' movies and 'Haispray' and "dates" Vanessa 'nudie' Hudgens.

Those twinks could easily enter the Zac Efron lookalike contest.

by dj mbm July 11, 2008

193πŸ‘ 183πŸ‘Ž


[Zac Efron]

Pretyboy/homo who stars in the 'High School Musical' movies and 'Haispray' and "dates" Vanessa 'nudie' Hudgens.

He really must be into himself, he thinks he's Zac Efron's his boyfriend.

by dj mbm July 11, 2008

28πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


Mariah Carey

Singer who scream/sings and whose songs are the same.

Oh great, Mariah Carey is #1 again, yawn.

by dj mbm July 11, 2008

215πŸ‘ 219πŸ‘Ž