Chickefy

The process of getting a chicken or other bird (who is afraid like a chicken) such as a parrot to a desired location, especially a chicken or parrot perched on your person such as on your head or shoulder.

He likes to chickefy himself when the parrot perches on his finger.

Dechickefy

The process of removing a chicken or other bird (who is afraid like a chicken) such as a parrot from an unwanted location, especially a chicken or parrot perched on your person such as on your head or shoulder.

He had to dechickefy his brother since the parrot would not get off his shoulder by itself.

fartriloquist

A person who passes the blame when he passes the gas. One who farts and gets someone else blamed.

The dad yelled at his son, "did you shit" after the fartriloquist in Walmart completed his performance.

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fartriloquism

The science of passing the blame when one passes the gas. The science of farting and getting away with it since someone else gets blamed.

Fartriloquism is hard to master, but the rewards can be tremendous.

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