Ultimate Pimp Slap

It is when you twap or kick someone in the balls. Then when there are crouched over you give them the pimp slap.

"Some dumass stole my wallet, so I went back and gave him the ultimate pimp slap."

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RMS

meaning Real Massive Shit. To the point your so constipated you can no longer withstand to hold it. Aslo can be identified if you clog the toilet to the point it overflows.

Student: "Excuse me, teacher."
Teacher: "Yes."
Student: "I got to take a huge RMS. May I be excused?"
Teacher: "Of course you can." Just don't strain yourself."

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dirty bomb

Meaning to leave a huge massive shit or performing the Shit Explosion in a person's house by purposely not flushing or cleaning after yourself.

Boyfriend: "Hey I just left a dirty bomb in your bathroom."
Girlfriend: "What's a dirty bomb?"
Boyfriend: "Go in the bathroom and find out."
Girlfriend: "OK."

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