Chicago Skid-way

What many pilots call Chicago Midway International airport due to its short runways the pilots must immediately apply the breaks in order to safely stop.

"Wow, I just went right forward on that landing! That's Chicago Skid-way for ya!"

Chaffetz

Holding government officials accountable, and saving taxpayers money.

The DHS secretary got a taste of Chaffetz after he was outed for spending 1 thousand dollars on coffee.