phallatio

the attempt to perform fellatio on oneself

now that i've had my two bottom ribs removed, it's so much easier to give myself about of phallatio

wab'ing

abbreviation for Work Avoidance Behaviour. wab'ing is the next level up from procrastination

fuk i really dont want to (insert unpleasant task here) so i been wab'ing on urban dictionary all day.

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