Right touch

As in, “a touch of luck”. Good fortune. Lady Luck.

I was supposed to go the mother-in-laws, but because of covid, I don’t have to go now, so it’s a right touch.

HCFM

Happy Cunt Free Monday. A morning wish upon a friend that they have a day free of people that can be defined as being a cunt - your boss or a rude commuter, for example. The last initial can be changed to suit the relevant day of the week, ie: HCFW for Wednesdays.

"Hi mate, HCFM!"

Idiotic Eureka Moment

The phenomenon of finally understanding a joke or pun that everyone else understood long ago.

“ “That hat looks like a Nun’s Habit”
“What’s a Nun’s Habit?”
“It’s the name of the headgear worn by Nuns!”
“Oh now I get it: ‘Sister Act 2 - Back in the Habit’ - I thought Whoopie Goldberg was just back in the habit of being a Nun!”
“Ah, you’ve just had an Idiotic Eureka Moment”