An abbreviation of the statement 'Body off Baywatch, Face off Crimewatch'
It describes a lady or gentleman who, despite having a body so hot that it could melt a cheese sandwich from 20ft away, has a facial visage that could rival Shrek for ugliness
"You know that Halle Berry? She's a total bobfoc!"
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thing or things, and/or object or objects
Pass that jaunt piece over here.
Get that jaunt piece for me.
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Take the girl of your choice to any bathroom with a toilet. Getting her to hold on to the toilet bowl start working her hard from behind. just as you are about to get off ram it in deep and hard , while shoving her head into the toilet and flushing..... man what ACTION! for a little more twist do it on a toilet full of shit . but hang on tight guys , its gonna be a rough ride.
i took jane into the bathroom and had a awesome time giving her a flush fuck
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Is the coolest friend alive, she is caring, funny and super loud!! She is a little Chomoru hoochie.
Man that girl is too cool, she is such a debra.
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The absolute best fucking person that ever touched the earth and ever will. Everyone elses purpose on this earth is to help him. All people before him were created to help produce him. He is the epitamy of evolution. After he dies kill yourself becaues there is nothing else worth living for
DM is fucking awesome
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