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Tycen

Tycen is an eshay who likes to fight smaller kids at school. He picks on weak 14 yr old soccer fags to keep him happy. He is popular within the school and gets many chicks. He says has an extremely monster sized cock buts thats questionable. He has been involved in many fights and he has lost all becasuse he's smaller than my peen. He stauches up a lot to try and show how big he is but he's as big as my peen. He is an islander who come to this country to bomb it as he thinks tonga is more superior. He's got more snapchats then days i've lived.

person 1: I got nudes from someone, but I couldn't see it
person 2: Oh it must be tycen

by dmdmdjkddkwjnfjfecjnnbewk October 22, 2019

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Ethan Matthews

very weird likes to make weird noises to promote how gay he is. He is a huge flirt with both genders, whos a humble man that ain't no esh because I realised he's straighter than my spaghetti and pasta. He likes solving math equations which involve triangles, it makes me think of pizza. His hair is worse than my fucking pass class. His dandruff falls down quicker than my grades. He apparently works out every day but he's skinnier than my penis. His tie is longer than my penis LEARN HOW TO TIE A TIE. thx for reading xo

Girl 1 - HIS PENIS IS SO SKINNY!
Girl 2 - IT MUST BE ETHAN MATTHEWS!

by dmdmdjkddkwjnfjfecjnnbewk June 20, 2019