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Serpentine

The most prominent male sexual organ. This is a guess, btw; draw your own conclusions ;-)

"Feel my, my, my Serpentine" from the Guns n Roses tune "Welcome to the Jungle". This line is sung twice.

by dmj64 May 26, 2014

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Craigslist Cunt

A woman who trolls for lonely guys on CL "women seeking men". She will engage them in deep conversation for hours, then suddenly cut the guy off. He never hears from the CL Cunt again.

"The other night, I was online with a really nice girl. We were chatting for 6 hours, then she was gone. Never heard back."

"Sound like you got drop-kicked by a Craigslist Cunt. Too bad."

by dmj64 September 3, 2014


shit sandwich

A desperate, fatally dangerous military combat situation.

There was machine gun fire from the front and flanks and mortars on top of that. We were in a genuine shit sandwich, so we called in arty and air strikes.

by dmj64 August 24, 2014

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Cocaine Eyes

Wild, bulging eyes that bug out of the head of someone who is highly drugged up on something.
From Rolling Stones tune "Can You Hear Me Knocking"

"I could tell he was wasted by his cocaine eyes"

by dmj64 July 29, 2014

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YouTube Nazis

The self-righteous geniuses at Google who evaluate comments made on YouTube. They block users' profiles and comments for no apparent reason. Probably just because they can.

"My profile just got cut out of YouTube; I've never made any inappropriate comments. I can't understand why they did it."

"Sounds like the YouTube Nazis got you; they take pride in their power over little people like us."

by dmj64 September 27, 2014

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