dually home growns

To show both middle fingers simultaneously, essentially telling someone to fuck off twice.

Jim - Your two legged dog can only walk in circles, hahaha!

Ted - Well Jim, you insensitive nooshbag, I think I will justify that comment with a set of dually home growns! (Produce middle fingers)

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poopered

A word to describe something that no longer works or when something or someone is finished.

Jonny: Hey Joe, yer kar don't sound soo guud.

Joe: Yeee-ah, its pretty much poopered

Mini barf

When someone throws up in their mouth, but swallows it before it flies out their mouth. Commonly brought on by indegestion.

I drank a pint of salsa and mini barfed before I had to accept my Nobel prize.

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Faux Fronts

Fake gold teeth that poor fake or faux wannabe gangsta rappers wear to look like rich wannabe gangsta rappers.

Fat Ed - yo dawg your gold teeth are peeling..

Skinny D - Word, I shouldn't have bought these damn faux fronts off that guy in the street.

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felching straw

This is the straw used to retrieve said semen from said anus. Please see felch to understand the act of felcing. Straws come in titanium or plastic.

I think I lost my felching straw in the couch. Can I borrow yours?

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