Hurricane Cake

Floridian specialty consisting of decorative Icing made to look like a hurricane for a hurricane party. Blackballed by Publix grocery store management for contributing to the promotion of illicit hurricane parties. Their idea is people should evacuate to safety and not get drunk and eat cake.

That is highly debatable.

In the end it winds up never being a serious storm at all. Central Florida gets worse afternoon thunderstorms than most "hurricanes". Storms with names just last a bit longer and have more palm fronds flying about. Unless you made the worst possible decision in your property choice (I.E. on the beachside) there is literally no reason to plan on anything but some rainy weather.

Sucks that your Publix isn't cool enough to ignore the company ban and make you a hurricane cake on the low man.

Clusterfsck

A particular type of general clusterfuck specifically and wholly related to the subject matter of computer systems or operations gone wrong. Such things as a botched server migration or bare metal restore from tape backup which has failed to restore a domain controller qualify. May also be used in relation to specifically Linux or Unix matters gone awry.

"That damn former administrator skipped out on us, encrypted all the databases and sent an email to the company wide distribution list demanding 1000 BTC in ransom! What a clusterfsck!"

Never nothing always something

Never nothing, always something is said to lament the horror that is facing the onslaught of never ending BS coming out of life's daily firehose at you.

This is clearly an absurd amount of BS piling up. Never nothing always something man.

AOTS

Anime Of The Season

New episode of Attack On Titan is out. AOTS.

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watersportsgate

Low quality porn of an oligarch's coronation with cheap russian whores starring as the champagne bottles.

Bet the people at the Kremlin are running #watersportsgate on loop this morning on every monitor they have!

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Dank Farrik

An exclamatory expression, possibly an expletive, used to express anger or frustration. The Mandalorian synonym for god dammit or similar foul language in English.

Dank farrik the landing array's not responding. This is going to be a manual re-entry so it might get choppy.

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Dank Farrik

An exclamatory expression, possibly an expletive, used to express anger or frustration. The Mandalorian synonym for god dammit or similar foul language in English.

Dank farrik the landing array's not responding. This is going to be a manual re-entry so it might get choppy.

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