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Isaiah

Isaiah is a very nice guy, he has a good personality and is a bit sassy. He has great stripper skills and is a good volleyball player. His parents force him to cut his hair and he gets sad because his hair looked better long. He is a great artist and has a lot of friends.

Person A: Is that Isaiah?

Person: Yes, he's so nice, he's amazing at volleyball.

by do_not_disturb May 26, 2023


Cruz

A guy who is not homiesexual and who has a lot of PTSD from guys who were homiesexual towards him. He is very mature and doesn't make dirty jokes and has a 70% chance of having an infj personality. If he has a younger brother, his brother has a 60% chance of being an estp and annoying and likes trying to stab his brother. Cruz is tall and many girls simp for him but he doesn't simp back.

Cruz is cruz and he is mature like cruz.

by do_not_disturb August 29, 2022


Emilie

Emilie is Emilie. She screams a lot and needs help a lot and laughs a lot. All her clothes and jackets look the same. She has a crush on a 22 year old who looks like the ratatouille guy.

Omg its Emilie
Hope she doesn't simp for my brother, he's 22

by do_not_disturb October 27, 2022


Kaeya

Kaeya is a male Genshin Impact character. Don't mischaracterize him as "The guy who will probably fuck everyone in Mondstadt." Kaeya has a traumatic backstory. When he was a child, his dad left him at Dawn Winery and told him to be a spy for Khanri'ah, his fallen homeland. "You are our only hope", his dad said, that was a heavy burden that a child shouldn't have to hold. Kaeya met Diluc and his dad at Dawn Winery, he spent a great childhood and teenage years with them. However, on the day Diluc's dad died, Kaeya felt guilty about the fact that he was a spy, that his father figure died and he couldn't think straight. Without properly thinking it through, he told Diluc that he was a spy for Khanri'ah and that was when things went bad. Kaeya and Diluc fought, Kaeya got an injury on his eye from Diluc and got his cryo vision. Because he got a cryo vision, he survived, but many say that he didn't want a vision as he wanted to die because (canon part)- he didn't want to choose between Khanri'ah and Mondstadt. After that day, they drifted apart and in the present, Kaeya is pretending to be happy and is hiding all his sadness and depression under a fake smile.

Going back to what I said at the start, do you still think "He would fuck everyone in Mondstadt"?

Person 1: Kaeya would literally fuck everyone in Mondstadt.

Person 2: Of course not, he's too depressed to do that and he would probably spend his time drinking at the tavern instead.

by do_not_disturb November 9, 2022


Gaybis

Gaybis is a very sussy and gay bbg who is very sus and kisses lots of people and who likes bl and who is very nice and who plays genshin and who ahsidshdhasdh gabi is amazing

omg its gaybis
yes

omg bbg

by do_not_disturb September 10, 2022

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A REAL Kaeya Simp

In general, Kaeya simps are people who really love Kaeya, a male character from Genshin Impact. Many people say Kaeya simps only want to fuck Kaeya because he is hot and have a lot of NSFW images of him. While that may be true, that is not the only thing that REAL Kaeya simps have in common. Real Kaeya simps know Kaeya's backstory by heart and always stay up to date in case of new lore drops about him. They sympathize with Kaeya and really want him to reconcile with Diluc so that they can talk like how they used to talk before the "big incident". Before fucking Kaeya, Kaeya simps really want to hug him or see him genuinely smile after many years of sadness and depression. They want to see Kaeya actually Happy.

Person 1: Is that the Kaeya Simp?
Person 2: No, that's a REAL Kaeya Simp.

by do_not_disturb November 9, 2022


Jomama

She is a very funny person, could be gay, who knows. JOmama is a great Jomama ahahahahahehah

Omg its jomama
shes amazing

by do_not_disturb September 4, 2022