Squeeze the Cheese

Verb: To fart

A variation of "Cut the cheese" named after the act of using those tubes of pasturized snack cheese.

"Did you squeeze the cheese?"

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repubican

Mispelling of REPUBLICAN. A cheap stab usually made by dimwits with minimal levels of literacy who allow the heavily biased media and Hollywood elite to dictate to them what they shoould think.

Sad, really.

"duuuhhh.. Micheal Moore says Repubicans are bad. Im going to beleive him without geting the facts to decide for myself because celebrities always know better than I do, even when the facts contradict them. Ooh! A shiny object! Dur hur hur!!!"

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Redshirtted

A way to refer to someone getting screwed over by getting an unpleasant task or sheer bad luck.

Coined from the security guards from the original "STAR TREK" because they always got killed on assingment.

"Roger just got totally redshirted. He's gotta clean up the bathroom that the toilet backed up in"

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Znort

A mispelling of "Snort" used in association of cocaine use.

"You better stop Zortin' dat P, bro!"

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Scan

Verb.

To observe, peruse, check out.

"Wow! Scan that hot babe over there!"

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Sensors locked

To scope out an attractive member of the opposite sex.

"Whoa, sensors locked on that hot chick!"

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flatch

Short for "Flatuence"

"Did you just flatch?"

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