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The consequences of voting for Donald Trump & Mike Pence.
If you vote Republican, you'll get your cometrumpence!
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An abbreviation of "scrap chips", scrips are the loose french fries that you find at the bottom of a McDonalds paper bag.
It is important to note that french fries are not defined as scrips until they have fallen out of the fries bag/box, and make their way between the burgers down to the base of the paper bag.
Scrips only become visible after you remove all other items from the bag. Therefore, they are usually eaten after you have finished your burger and french fries. While this means they are normally cooler in temperature than normal french fries, scrips provide the perfect ending to a McDonalds meal, especially when dipped into your chocolate thickshake.
"Oooh look !! Scrips !! Bonus !!"
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When you need to go to the toilet so badly that the poo is starting to make an appearance from your bum hole.
Usually accompanied by walking around on tippy-toes and gritting your teeth.
Oh man! Where's the nearest restrooms? I've got a curious tortoise!!
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The visible bruises and inherent soreness one gets in the elbow region after fighting with the person sitting next to them in the cinema over who has resting rights to the common armrest.
"The cinema was soooo crowded I had to sit next to this big dude who hogged the whole freaking armrest. Check out my movie elbow man."
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When everything is fine. Not just any old fine, but bigly fine.
Well, if we go back and everything is peachy dory and you say weΓ’ΒΒll talk over thirty days, at the end of thirty days are you going to give us great border security, which includes a wall or a steel barrier?
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Confirmation that you have the same football card as one from your friend's collection.
havengoddit (antonym)
(flicking through your friend's football card collection) "Goddit, goddit, goddit, goddit, goddit, goddit, goddit, goddit, goddit, goddit, .... <pause> ..... havengoddit ..... goddit, goddit, goddit, goddit, goddit, goddit ...."
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(noun) The practice of secretly showing one or both testicles while standing in the background of a photo. Can be either the through-zipper or above-trousers type.
Made famous by Nathan in the Chris Lilley comedy Angry Boys.
Nath's got this new thing he does, it's called sneaky nuts. Fucking classic. Stands in the back of a photo, rips out one ball, sometimes two. Sometimes through the zipper, other times above the trousers. He tends to mix it up a bit so you never know what you're gonna get. Fucking brilliant Nathan is.
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