vettel

(verb) To knock your teammate out of a Formula 1 race by veering into him on purpose, when you're running 1-2. Usually happens because you are jealous of his previous victories and are sick of seeing him to finish on the podium.

Did you see that? Lewis Hamilton almost vettelled Jenson Button.

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depoop

Verb. To remove a prawn's digestive system during the shell peeling process.

A prawn (or shrimp) will normally shit itself when it realises it has just been thrown into boiling water or on a barbecue. Therefore after the prawn is cooked, and you peel off the shell, you will find a string of black stuff running down its back. This can be easily removed by digging the index finger in just behind its head, grabbing the black string-like thing and pulling down towards the tail. This is commonly known as "depooping".

Hey, did you depoop this prawn? I see black stuff !!

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Fat Chick Syndrome

The tendency for overweight females to be surly, moody, nasty and bitchy, thereby rendering them even more unattractive than what they physically are.

"Hey Joe, what's with Michelle? She won't talk to me. I don't care that she's fat and all."

"Mate, it's a classic case of Fat Chick Syndrome."

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movie elbow

The visible bruises and inherent soreness one gets in the elbow region after fighting with the person sitting next to them in the cinema over who has resting rights to the common armrest.

"The cinema was soooo crowded I had to sit next to this big dude who hogged the whole freaking armrest. Check out my movie elbow man."

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birthweek

When you decide that your birthday should last the whole week, you take the week off work, have multiple parties and go out every other night.

Happy birthweek, Julie.

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goddit

Confirmation that you have the same football card as one from your friend's collection.

havengoddit (antonym)

(flicking through your friend's football card collection) "Goddit, goddit, goddit, goddit, goddit, goddit, goddit, goddit, goddit, goddit, .... <pause> ..... havengoddit ..... goddit, goddit, goddit, goddit, goddit, goddit ...."

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sneaky nuts

(noun) The practice of secretly showing one or both testicles while standing in the background of a photo. Can be either the through-zipper or above-trousers type.

Made famous by Nathan in the Chris Lilley comedy Angry Boys.

Nath's got this new thing he does, it's called sneaky nuts. Fucking classic. Stands in the back of a photo, rips out one ball, sometimes two. Sometimes through the zipper, other times above the trousers. He tends to mix it up a bit so you never know what you're gonna get. Fucking brilliant Nathan is.

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