Pork

Slang work for Dick, or the act of having sex with a woman.

Hey baby, what say you and me have a 3 way. You, me, and some of this Pork.

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Pearls Jamed

This is result of recently attending a Pearl Jam concert.

Hey Brad, did you get your Pearls Jamed this weekend?? Yea kick ass concert!!!

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rip it rip it

An expression yelled by a man when a girl or woman is tearing off their clothes violently.

oh yea tear thoes clothess off. cone on get naked.....rip it rip it

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kleenex clean up

what a male has to do after he masterbates. Grab some kleenex and clean himself up.

hey, what are your plans for tonight?? Well about 9:00, I'm gonna watch some porn for about an hour, then a little kleenex clean up, have a smoke, and then its off to bed for me!!

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kyoner

A southern slang word used in the place of the word corner

what do you want to do with this lamp?/ Uh just put it in the kyoner.

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