Ameche

pronounced like "Amee-chee"

Early American slang meaning telephone.

"...the telephone was commonly called the "Ameche", a slang term referring to actor Don Ameche who played the telephone's inventor. This association is explained in the film "Ball of Fire" , showing the term was still in use two years after the release of the original film."

- From The Internet Movie Database

Stop beatin' your gums on dat ameche n fix me sum eggs!

Swink

Ass plus wink equals "swink". A contraction of the words "ass" and "wink" describing the action of an asshole wink.

She bent right over, spread her cheeks and gave me a swink!