backlog

a very long turd which has been sitting inside you for quite a while. Other turds have passed by into the poo bin but the backlog just sits there and builds up. One day you will clear the backlog and when you turn around for the inspection you will be totally amazed. You'll also feel a bit empty!

Glad I've cleared that backlog.

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inspection

Inspection. The act of post-crap review.

I got up off the crapper and turned around for the inspection.

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poo bin

where you put poos when you're finished with them.

ohh I need to take a crap, where's your poo bin?

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