Millie

Groupie. Fake. Superficial. Two-faced. Baby boomers out of the 50's-60's. True Hags. Usually lonely, divorced females. Formerly heavy drug users, recovering alcoholics. Wannabe Cougars, couldn't strip for obvious poor physical reasons. Porch monkeys.

Man. Try going on a game group on Facebook looking for important game information but then you see those old MILLIES bumping posts asking each other how they feeling today.

Damn MILLIES and the internet don't mix. They type about everything under the sun from what kind of bug bit them in their sleep, their great grandchildren's clothes they knit, down to their nasty, crusty gyno speciman results. Who cares! Get a motel room, stay off your children's puters!

My grandfather can't seem to find a date after grandma died. Hey let's help him create an online profile, he's sure to find a MILLIE by this weekend!

Need hearts, XOXOXO's, hugs? Befriend a MILLIE on Facebook, MySpace. Tell them they are beautiful for laughs. They will send all of those everyday for the life of your profile wall even if they don't like or know you!

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